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CBrown
11-16-2002, 07:09 PM
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at
the animals on display. While he was there, a Command Sergeants
Major (CSM) from the local airfield walked in and said to
the shopkeeper,
"I'll take a 6114 monkey, please."

The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the
store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the
animal and handed it the CSM, saying, "That'll be $1,000." The
CSM paid and left with the monkey.

Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and
said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are
only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can
rig aircraft flight controls, score 300 on the Marine
PFT, set up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any
warrant officer with no back talk or complaints. It's
well worth the money."

The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That
one's even more expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey; it
can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise
maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and depot levels, and even do
most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around a little longer and found a
third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked
tourist exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What in the world could it do?"
"Well", said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen
him do anything but drink beer and play with his dick, but
his papers say he's a Helicopter Pilot!"

LEAF56
11-17-2002, 10:36 AM
LOL :D
Next time I´m going to fly with a helicopter I must know who the pilot is. ;)

Hackworth
11-22-2002, 07:28 AM
ROFLAMO CB! That one is good and you would know wouldn't you? lol. What's going on with you these days? email me at renegades6@hotmail.com

Later ;)

JTO
12-06-2002, 01:21 AM
Hi Chuck

Good one. Where you hiding out these days? Are you still coming to Eustis?

Leaf
Just don't shake that pilots hand until you make sure he washed it! :) :D

LEAF56
12-06-2002, 03:45 PM
Leaf
Just don't shake that pilots hand until you make sure he washed it! :) :D

Thank you for the tip, JTO. :D
I will remember that ;)

CBrown
12-07-2002, 11:06 PM
Hey guys! I stop in and read the forum daily, mostly to see what leaf has posted and still looking for sb2. Not sure when Ill be in Eusitis. My security cleance is still screwed up so I may goto Ft Rucker for ANCOC(e-7 school) in may. Any way, Im around, just not active in SB right now. Has cave played latly?
Chuck B

Lone*star49
12-07-2002, 11:14 PM
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Hey CB..

Leaf is a hoot..lol

And Cave hasn't been playing much lately, but if I see him.. will pass your interests

As far play goes, hopefully by the time SB2 comes out.. you'll be in command wherever you are.. and come kick some booty...lol

Take care.. Ls :P

caveman
12-08-2002, 05:53 PM
Well Cb returns again to say hello. Man You ned to get on and play some bro. Its been a while since me and you have whooped some you know what. I haven;t been playing much lately. Due to work i have been swamped and working some crappy hours. Come January I will be back on day watch so I will pick up the play then. Drop me an e-mail and give me your e-mail address so we can stay in touch. take care and hurry back to play some sb. Be like old times again kicking Hack's butt and worksuks. LOL

caveman
12-08-2002, 05:55 PM
CB
Was checking our rank and we have been busted clear down to enlisted again. What the hell did we do this time.

twobravo
12-31-2002, 11:30 PM
Ok
Someone leaked the secret about the gene model for attack helo pilots. The name of the game is to launch your hellfires, drink coffee , try and read your map, tell your co pilot that his wife is really a great lay and whack off all at the same time. Until that level of achievement is reached, one must only hope the old saying of practice makes perfect holds true.
Please develope an apache for Sb2 so I may rain fire down upon my killers.
LS, look up, look waaaaay up.
Two Bravo

Lone*star49
12-31-2002, 11:50 PM
Please develope an apache for Sb2 so I may rain fire down upon my killers.
LS, look up, look waaaaay up.
Two Bravo

...

;) 2b.. you should see me fly in either a A-10 Warthog, or F-16..

Dance of the butterfly.. and the sting of a bee... lol :thumbup:

Werewolf
01-01-2003, 03:48 AM
Please develope an apache for Sb2 so I may rain fire down upon my killers.
LS, look up, look waaaaay up.
Two Bravo

...

;) 2b.. you should see me fly in either a A-10 Warthog, or F-16..

Dance of the butterfly.. and the sting of a bee... lol :thumbup:

A wing wiper and a MUD MOVER! :cool:

I'm impressed LS! What else aren't you telling us? :D