CBrown
11-16-2002, 07:09 PM
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at
the animals on display. While he was there, a Command Sergeants
Major (CSM) from the local airfield walked in and said to
the shopkeeper,
"I'll take a 6114 monkey, please."
The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the
store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the
animal and handed it the CSM, saying, "That'll be $1,000." The
CSM paid and left with the monkey.
Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and
said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are
only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can
rig aircraft flight controls, score 300 on the Marine
PFT, set up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any
warrant officer with no back talk or complaints. It's
well worth the money."
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That
one's even more expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey; it
can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise
maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and depot levels, and even do
most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the
shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a
third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked
tourist exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What in the world could it do?"
"Well", said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen
him do anything but drink beer and play with his dick, but
his papers say he's a Helicopter Pilot!"
the animals on display. While he was there, a Command Sergeants
Major (CSM) from the local airfield walked in and said to
the shopkeeper,
"I'll take a 6114 monkey, please."
The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the
store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the
animal and handed it the CSM, saying, "That'll be $1,000." The
CSM paid and left with the monkey.
Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and
said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are
only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can
rig aircraft flight controls, score 300 on the Marine
PFT, set up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any
warrant officer with no back talk or complaints. It's
well worth the money."
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That
one's even more expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey; it
can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise
maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and depot levels, and even do
most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the
shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a
third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked
tourist exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What in the world could it do?"
"Well", said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen
him do anything but drink beer and play with his dick, but
his papers say he's a Helicopter Pilot!"