The List

[BlackDeath]

A question about SB2:
What is on The List?
(if its not a SB2 developper team secret! :wink: )

~BD~

[Hell_Hound]

Now you've done it. :roll:

You'll hear more about this, but briefly - The List is a collection of all the features and enhancements that anyone has ever requested or wished for in future versions of SB. Just about anything that you hope is in SB2, it could be truthfully said that "It's on The List". The List actually exists somewhere on an eSim hard drive.

Some of the forum members consider The List a sacred embodiment of all our hopes and dreams, and will rant accordingly whenever the subject comes up.

[Poker]

Heathen !!!!!!!!!
How darest thee utter such glorious words from thy foul sesspool of an orifice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hear me !!!!!
Get thee a rodent and sacrifice before thou ever utters those words again !
Beware the wrath of the forked tongued one, for he wields the mighty sword that can cut thee in two with a single stroke.
Utterest the words of The_List with a lowered voice and lowered eyes, lest you incur the wrath of the Keepers of The_List !!!!!

[Lone*star49]

Now you've done it. :roll:
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[Dewman]

ahh jeez not the "LIST"

[Ssnake]

It's a sort of a running gag. Whenever someone asks me whether something is planned for SB2, I answer that it is on The List. Which means
a) Don't ask, and I won't tell lies
b) It actually IS on The List, but I don't say whether it's on top of it or at the end ("the top" being highest priority).
c) since The List contains more features and cool ideas than we can seriously try to ever include in all future versions of SB (how many there may actually be), the information that something is on The List actually is non-info. It leaves room for hope, but doesn't commit us to anything (which is the only way we can hope to actually finish a version).

[Ratseal]

The Rodent Liberation Front (RLF) will respond if any rodents are harmed in the making of the list!

[ShotMagnet]

The last time anyone got histrionic about the List ended with nukes being exchanged. I hope we've all learned something since, but I bet we haven't. :)

Shot

[Bluewings]

To know that E-Sim will not spend the next 18 years to implement our wishes to what would be the best Tank Sim ever is braking my heart . :cry:

Cheers . :3starsk2:

[dejawolf]

you wanna wait 18 years for SB2 to finish?

[attackrat]

The Rodent Liberation Front (RLF) will respond if any rodents are harmed in the making of the list!

You jest! As a fellow rat, surely you can find no fault with our hunting down and sacrificing squirrels and other competiti-- I mean, other vermin species? They only get in the way of the real rodents, and their deaths further the Second Coming of the SB and the final fulfillment of the_LIST. I for one sleep much better knowing that I have both aided in the cause of the Fellowship and rid the world of another of those bushy-tailed monsters.

[BlackDeath]

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you wanna wait 18 years for SB2 to finish?
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I will wait my whole life if I have to do, only for SB2!! ,-)

~BD~

[chrisotto]

You have no idea of the wrath you have incurred... Behold Monopatchism!

[gtrof]

The List is saftey kept in the Computer of List and Indiana Jones is on the case.

[Ned]

S!
As you work down through the list..somewhere during the 17th year of development..my son and I request voice overs for the radio transmits- to include event mssgs. He can't read yet and my event-message directions go by unnoticed. :roll: Dad misses a few too now and then.."Stop!!--do not advance to the next checkpoint!"

[Hell_Hound]

Eighteen years of Steel Beast development. :shock:

"My lord! DirectX 53.0a has been released, and ignores all the specifications set forth in DirectX 52!"

"Curses - we were so close this time! Increase the flogging of the code slaves by fifteen percent!"

[BlackDeath]

18 years, to give to us a wonder!!!!!
so 18 years more to give tu us a better wonder...===> SB2

[Lone*star49]

18 years, to give to us a wonder!!!!!
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I'll be out of the loop by then, and you won't have to worry about where LS is firing from..

LS :wink:

[Ratseal]

Well, I suppose that the sacrifice of non rat rodents is acceptable, if we are allowed to eat them.

[BlackDeath]

you won't have to worry about where LS is firing from..

Be quiet, I wont..

[BrokenArrow]

you won't have to worry about where LS is firing from..

Be quiet, I wont..

Generally, that's LS's style, quiet, then ya hear a Boom, and your dead.

[BlackDeath]

Generally, that's LS's style, quiet, then ya hear a Boom, and your dead.

Ive never played with him but be sure I trust you! :cvcys:
I will hide me to survive... :nukem2: