GsMcAmis
10-23-2002, 08:02 AM
Ohhhhh I bet you thought this was gonna be a rant against the new forums and the way they look... come on admit it.
But nope...
This is a rant against you my fellow forum goer...
:mad: FAILURE to properly sanctify this new place with the burnt offering of small mammals.
Where are the hecatombs of choice meats? Where is the gerbil thigh wrapped in layers of fat?
What the HELL were you thinking?!?! You could've ripped open the space time conituum, burnt out the sun, or woke up with concrete eye crud! "Arggh I'm Blind! BLIND!!!" And you would've deserved it too! HERETICS!!! Blaaaaaaaaaaastphemers!!!!
I am shocked...
But fortunately for us all, The_List (Blessed be The_List) has it written somewhere there in that The_Powers (Who see everything they can... honest!) would choose mercy for us. Mercy, even as we backslide towards the days when man was just another animal being pelted by the acorn hurling squirrels and others of their ilk, who, in those dark days ruled the world through flashing tailed braun and their chittering battle cries.
Now brethern let us rejoice in The_Powers (blessed be their hard-drives) and The_List (Cause it's The_List aint it?) and finally offer up the fine choices of rodent flesh and marsupial meat. [Note the platypuss's dont count cause they're just plain weird. You all should know this shit by now.]
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
"Heeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty. heEEEEEErrrrreee kitty kitty Kitty kitty!"
;)
But nope...
This is a rant against you my fellow forum goer...
:mad: FAILURE to properly sanctify this new place with the burnt offering of small mammals.
Where are the hecatombs of choice meats? Where is the gerbil thigh wrapped in layers of fat?
What the HELL were you thinking?!?! You could've ripped open the space time conituum, burnt out the sun, or woke up with concrete eye crud! "Arggh I'm Blind! BLIND!!!" And you would've deserved it too! HERETICS!!! Blaaaaaaaaaaastphemers!!!!
I am shocked...
But fortunately for us all, The_List (Blessed be The_List) has it written somewhere there in that The_Powers (Who see everything they can... honest!) would choose mercy for us. Mercy, even as we backslide towards the days when man was just another animal being pelted by the acorn hurling squirrels and others of their ilk, who, in those dark days ruled the world through flashing tailed braun and their chittering battle cries.
Now brethern let us rejoice in The_Powers (blessed be their hard-drives) and The_List (Cause it's The_List aint it?) and finally offer up the fine choices of rodent flesh and marsupial meat. [Note the platypuss's dont count cause they're just plain weird. You all should know this shit by now.]
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
"Heeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty. heEEEEEErrrrreee kitty kitty Kitty kitty!"
;)