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LEAF56
10-31-2002, 06:08 PM
TEST
Kingsman39
11-14-2002, 05:05 AM
test
Keiler
11-14-2002, 07:02 AM
Testicle
CBrown
11-14-2002, 07:46 PM
Bump
OddBall
11-14-2002, 09:30 PM
Testicles
Blackbear
11-15-2002, 12:13 AM
:D heh he he heh... (beavis and butthead type laugh)

CBrown just bumped Keiler's testicle...
Crusty
11-15-2002, 08:20 AM
OUCH!! I bet that made his eyes water.
Keiler
11-15-2002, 10:27 AM
"Platoon" theme in background

...Back in 'Nam... a mortar struck our trench..
entire squad. And my balls. They day they sent me home, I got two new ones by Uncle Sam, made of 72HRC steel. Bet HIS eyes water, son!
Gipper
11-15-2002, 01:34 PM
My friend lost a testicle to cancer... now we call him Half-Sterile Daryl
Boof
11-16-2002, 12:35 AM
Your testicles have been weighed, measured, and have been found lacking......
Lone*star49
11-17-2002, 04:07 PM
My friend lost a testicle to cancer... now we call him Half-Sterile Daryl

... Your friend is still "Proud".. ask any horse.. :P
LEAF56
11-17-2002, 04:28 PM
This one is taken from the old forum but I think it fits in :P

FIRST TIME AT A BASEBALL GAME.
A Scottish man was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quitley. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double.Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run,Run!"

This happened two more times,with a single and a triple.The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by.The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first.The Scotsman,extremely excited now,stood up and screamed,"R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"

Everyone around him start laughing.So the Scotsman, extremely embarraseed,sat back down.A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman`s embarassment.leaned over and said,"He cant run- he got four balls."

The Scotsman then stood up and screamed,
"Walk with pride,man.......walk with pride!"