Marko Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Seen this over on sim hq had to share.U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure"?A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.A Captain said it was 50%-50%.A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure".The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."The room fell silent. Read more: http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/4051564/Is_Sex_Work?#Post4051564#ixzz3M5Hm0Pbj Follow us: @SimHQ on Twitter | SimHQ on Facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yskonyn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 :luxhello: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadVuk Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 :bigsmile:A good one !Really good!:drink: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GaryOwen Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 A second lieutenant and a staff sergeant are at adjacent urinals in the latrine. The NCO finishes and begins to walk directly out the door. The young lieutenant reminds him that, "Sergeant, when I was in ROTC, they taught us to wash our hands after using the facilities." The sergeant replies, "Good for you, sir. In basic training I learned how not to piss on my hands." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) Bad-doom Tish! :luxhello: "Do you want to speak to the person* in charge? Or the person who knows what's going on?" *We have to keep everything politically correct you know. Edited December 17, 2014 by Hedgehog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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