twobravo
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your best friend's passenger seat > brokeback tankers? 2B
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said one gerbil to the other, over coffee > dirka dirka dirka 2B
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but only if it brought me fame > of which, too much would be a shame...
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Green Kidney > and ham 2B
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better get the doc to up your meds > oh great, I'm seeing double
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better get your medicine > better get the doc to up your meds
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shut up and keep washing!!! >'Show'd like a rebel's whore
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come in! > and wipe your feet
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embiggen > "Hitch that team up Jebediah Springfield, whip them horses, let them wagons roll. That a people might embiggen America, that a man might embiggen his soul. his soul, his soul, ..., ..."
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the jumpy ones > green light, GO GO GO!!!
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and get drunk > may they never meet!!
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provided booze and/or babes awaited at destination < bad combo for a married man
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now get out > and shut the door as you leave
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OK..I got a zeroed weapon and a full magazine...now what? > be wery wery quiet, I'm hunting wabbits...
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which can't be too comfortable > boom headshot...
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it sounded more like a tick > maybe its a tock
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'Enter Sandman' > mr sandman, bring me a dream...
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yes but there are age and size regulations > do not pass go, do not collect 200 bucks, jerry lee lewis
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Beaver Pie > the out of season trapping of beavers is illegal
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Fur Burger > Burger Queen?
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Daniel Boone > "D. Boone cilled a bar on (this) tree in the year 1760."
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crazy Canuck! > stev podborski
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the MOON!> If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
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there is a proverb about a rock? < and a hard place
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let me know how that goes > a real downer man