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NEpi

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  1. Everything's under control > we can dance..
  2. After All > there's NOTHING!
  3. superhuman strength > "suburb command" (ref blade runner's comment on: http://www.steelbeasts.com/sbforums/showthread.php?t=8666&page=1)
  4. Eff>ecm > Acronym Personality Disorder (APD)
  5. sleep, perchance to dream > watchtower wishes
  6. The Tooth Fairy > The Tooth Ferry
  7. War and Peace > broken nose (don't ever nap while reading this one!)
  8. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass > "CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!" (The Big Lebowski)
  9. Hmm, I think I'm getting colder... > damn that tilted earth!
  10. God....lol > ALL PRAISE GOD...LOL? what kind of name for a God is LOL?
  11. died Achilles > that Styx!
  12. born with a silver spoon > died with a wolfram rod
  13. "Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. " > luxury!
  14. then I'm feeding him to the Nurgle > " you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'."
  15. "As soon as you eat the peanuts outta my shit" < you'll be sick (you are sick already, tankenator. you know that, right?)
  16. cheating deflection > lying forcefield
  17. don't forget to spit shine it too. > the large pot, the unit's kitchen
  18. no no no its men Y women X > U Jane, M Tarazan
  19. and can't spell forgot to...lol > forgetting to lough out loud is unhealthy
  20. nor shall you call a sub > you might call a cub, but riding a cub is a little awkward
  21. not to mention they are quite a pain > crotch kicks
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