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NEpi

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  1. Why carry your weapon, when your weapon can carry you? > because I don't appreciate a barrel up my ass.
  2. I told him not to drink the water > a ban on american beer
  3. too much info... > "what do you want?" "information...information"
  4. God's way of saying slow down > arithritis
  5. deep doodoo > GIANT BOVINE!
  6. 'Then me!" "Me, too!" "And me!" > "it's too perilous" "let me have just a little bit of peril?"
  7. With my tiny little MG > is that a rocket in your pocket?
  8. legend smegend! > smidgeon
  9. bless me father, I have sinned. > oh, no. not again.
  10. you know who u r....... > you confuse me. i don't know who i am anymore.
  11. until the gremlins in the hull take a monkey wrench to it > wrenched monkey
  12. There is no AC in hell! > but there is one in MY tank!
  13. BARMAN Shouldn't we lie down or put a bag over our heads or something? FORD If you want. BARMAN Will it help? FORD Not really. (hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
  14. Iran > spread spread spread your troop/ gently over the globe
  15. Steel Beasts Gold! > behold, the gold!
  16. "oh, that's The Almighty" > G:"what are you doing??" A:"diverting our eyes" G:"stop doing that, and stop gravelling! every time i speak to someone is 'forgive me this' and 'forgive me that' and 'i'm not worthy'... it's so depressing!" and now for something completely different
  17. says 'where's the King Tiger?' < "i didn't know we had a king" (MP and the holy grail)
  18. Or a Full Sail Ale, if you have it > arg!
  19. Mercy> thank you (BW, i know that is NOT the correct spelling. please don't hurt me!)
  20. what Michael Jackson says > honey, i can't find my face. did you see it anywhere?
  21. totaly drunk person because of drinking too much game during the online game > a hangover with a bang
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