Hell_Hound

playing with myself on my own > no one's beaten me in months

Homer > "...too much...sinuses...filled with meat."

singing lots of ABBA in a quest for fame > it felt good to be out of the rain

never irritate that dutch again > scrub me, dutch boy

Warning Will Robinson > Intruder Alert

we who are about to die, don't want to > commissar

http://afk1.29tharmor.com ...will get you started, and it suggests some simpler scenarios you can use to progressively improve your skills. Anything else, post on the General forum and our team of experts will sort you out. PS: Your graphics are going to get you talked to by the mods. Avatars are supposed to be 100x100 or smaller, and signatures can't be more than 60 px high.

launch codes > NORAD isn't gonna like this

bad joke > I shouldn't be laughing

in July > born on the fourth

Ok, who farted > blame the gunner

Look at me > I used to be like you, kid

Rheinmetall > by my honor and by cold iron

Bayerische Moter Werken > Krauss-Maffei Wegmann Wehrtechnik

ABBA > GmBH

once a month, whether I need it or not > prostate exam

sleeping on the couch > working at the car wash

respect my authoritai > Cartman

WWII Veteran > "We stand on the threshold of the greatest day of our times."

Dad-Eeze > "Hello, Champion City. Daddy's home."

not a penny til then > no soup for you

Keep in mind SB's tank gunnery demands smoother frame rates than even a FPS in some situations. Even infantry sniping is easier because targets stop periodically and fire rates are higher. Tracking a mover while under artillery fire, with the view zoomed, means your frame rate takes a beating at the exact times that you need a nice smooth track to score a hit. It doesn't mean the engine is weak, it's just the nature of armored combat.

I agree that 8x6 is substandard for action gamers, and I've got a Radeon 9800 I'm going to try and get working over the Christmas break. Take my remark as "You can get gunnery-sufficient frame rates with a 1.4GHz if you're willing to turn your display down to 8x6".

I'm running a 1.4GHz Athlon, and that (even by my pretty-tough standard) is fine if you play 800x600. Go to 1024x768 or bigger and you'll start to get dips which won't bother an F8/F5 player but will make stress gunnery impractical.

bad combo for a married man > "To our wives and girlfriends..." Edit: Maybe this is just a commonwealth thing. In the canadian and british navies, the chorus response from the room is "...may they never meet."