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honestly your Honor, I didn't know she was sixteen > She was born when SB was released, so I thought she was at least 20....

be wery wery quiet, I'm hunting wabbits... > He went thatawa Doc'

And awakes to find himself astride a gooey pillow. > :shock: T.M.I.

tick tock, tick tock > Captain Hook

this recruit stepped on the DI's hat in the chow hall > better to step on a landmine

happy memories of DIs > happy memories of DIs = no memories of DIs

the private has been instructed but he does not know > you slimy scum back get on your face and give me 25

Hey! That's my good eye! > The all seeing eye

Where the sun wont shine, and soap wont help > Sherman's ass

but then, beaver is always in season > yes but there are age and size regulations

la savate > FINISH HIM!

tai chi'chuan > Krav Maga

barfing wildebeast > farting elephant

dropping like the proverbial rock > there is a proverb about a rock?

name of the carpet that won the annual flying carpet competition held in the middle east > see how well Sadam can fly a carpet....off a 20 story building.

thus the plea bargan > serious post count inflation going on here :lol:

(Sorry I couldn't help pulling back this one, it is just too good)

fastrope down Howard Dean's nose hair > Hairborne Rangers

when you don 't know where the enemy is > That's when I kill you.

so she is high speed eh? > she has alot of bandwidth though

the day where we all get hammered? > The day SB Pro PE comes out

Superheroes who can't be eaten > Name one that got eaten

Cape Use 201 > The Incredibles

deep throat > where Elf puts Sherman's big head

It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop > Blood upon the risers

It's good to be King... > Wake up with the King... :shock: