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Tricks is for kids > and Michael Jackson is a magician...

Hilary Clinton? > Pray to be eaten first. ( http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html )

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking > There was a house in New Orleans / They called the rising sun

means time is running out > no one told you when to run / you missed the starting gun

two STD's? > Children?

Hmmm, sounds fun, can I join in? > Ok, Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets two.

What?! No Indian, Pakistani, or Filipino girls? > That's tonight.

and how to 'set the spike' > I'd really like one of those Swedish blondes to "serve" me.

unless u r like me and serving time in the swedish girls vollyball team prison. > what do you have to do to get sent to such a horrid place?

they all say that. its genetic > Even Adam didn't believe her.

In as best a feminine voice as I can do > I'd like to hear that

risotto > Chrisotto

Toto > Kioto

say the guilty > "I didn't know it was loaded..."

the wheel of death > the tread of abomination

eloquent as a cop > honest as a politician

Another Brick in the Wall > All in all, you're just...

my teeth! > dentures

another one bites the dust! > Queen

I want to help children and work for world peace > Whatever...

post hoc ergo propter hoc > Circular reasoning?

bridge over troubled waters > Simon and Garfunkle

porta pottie > Blow Brothers

which super hero gets killed by this nice glowing crystal? > Elvis

Dragons Teeth > Hedgehog