Lone*star49

ouch > that's gotta hurt

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thats gotta hurt > alone in a tank in the trees with enemy grunts comin in from the rear of ya..

WWIII > mushroom cloud

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mushroom cloud > :shock: bad news if ya can see it

shoot first,ask questions later> Kern county Sherifs Department

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Kern County Sheriffs Dept. > Bad boy, Bad boy, what ya gonna do.. ?

have gun > need ammo

Shot

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need ammo > I've yet, begun to fight

ellipsis > planet's orbit

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planet's orbit > East of the Moon, West of the Sun :lol:

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Ok, Luit, how did ya get the star in here..? I tried to copy it.. and no joy, just the German title for name: etc..

LS

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Dein Pornoname: Alessandro Strong

Dein Star:

LS :lol:

getting shot by deer > Them deer must be gaining on us then

them deer must be gaining on us then > Buck- ing the system :lol:

You Bastards! <<>> Communist Nazis

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Communist Nazis > dancing with the devil

the angel said, "Fear not..." > for I bring you glad tidings, for unto you will soon be born......SB Pro PE

( applogies to the orginal authors )

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for I bring you glad tidings, for unto you will soon be born.. SB Pro Pe > AMEN!! :present:

volunteering to sleep on the wet spot > Nope.. Get dressed and go home

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Nope.. Get dressed and go home > Yep, had to get home and chk on both Shepherds..

soccer balls > soccer moms :shock:

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soccer moms > hand in hand (coed MP) :lol:

Blitzkrieg > shock power

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shock power > having your Leo turret popped in SB :shock:

X- Rated > over rated

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over rated > we on the same page? :lol:

overshoot > all over your face

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all over your face > :shock: X- Rated

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vertically challenged > tanker-pilot (those tank drivers that keep trying to take off by jumping from whatever they find. i had such a driver)

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tanker-pilot > one can abort ldg.. the other cannot :shock:

iron sights > aluminum blinds

Shot

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aluminum blinds > made for airplanes :shock:

and bring me back something to beat you with > you and michael jackson beat it. 8)

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you and michael jackson beat it > the man in the mirror

time-machine, 21 indeed > take your meds old fella

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take your meds old fella > Go to your room kid :lol:

Non-perfection > lonestar

21 indeed

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lonestar > time-machine, 21 indeed :lol:

'I always thought that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe'

> Chaos Theory

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Chaos Theory > Non-perfection

Win Win situatuion <<>> SB2 on my 21st brithday :twisted:

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SB2 on my 21st birthday :twisted: > SB2 on my 57th B-Day :?

where's the beef!! (old lady) > how now, mad cow ?

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how now, mad cow ? > serving # 13 at the butcher shop :shock:

gesundheit > where is that box of kleenex???

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where is the box of kleenex??? > where's the beef!! (old lady) :lol: