Joke, please remove if found offensive!!
War in Europe!
The Russians mobilised and invaded Poland and the Baltic states. The EU responded by mobilising their armed forces. Well, they would have mobilised them but first they needed to approve the weapons and ammunition that the armed forces would use. After an emergency meeting of all twenty-six states it was discovered that there was enough ammunition for the German Army to create a defensive line on the West Polish Border. However, this meant that there would be an unequal distribution of ammunition to other member states.