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  1. Warda

    Winter!

    we made national news because of the mess here. Also we have a new name for our city. Its no longer Spokane but Snowkane. It fits
  2. Warda

    Winter!

    Here is a funny that was sent to me . > December 8 6:00 PM >> >> 0A >> It started to snow. The first snow of the season and >> The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by >> The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down >> From heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So >> Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! >> >> >> December 9 >> >> We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow >> Covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic >> Sight! Can there be a more lovely place in >> The whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've >> Ever had! >> Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a >> Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks >> This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered&n bsp; >> Up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got >> To shovel again. What a perfect life! >> >> >> December 12 >> >> The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a >> Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- >> We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on >> Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much >> Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see >> Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such >> A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. >> >> 0A >> >> December 14 >> >> Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The >> Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything >> Sparkle so The wind took my breath away, but I warmed >> Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is >> The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and >> Buried everything again. I didn't >> Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, >> But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish >> I wouldn't huff and puff so. >> >> >> December 15 >> >> 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 >> Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 >> Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants >> A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think >> that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. >> >> >> December 16 >> >> Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in >> The driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The >> Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very >> Cruel. >> >> >> December 17 >> >> Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go >> Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to >> Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but >> Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I >> Should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to >> Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe >> I'm freezing to death in my own livingroom. >> >> >> December 20 >> >> Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of >> The damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all >> Day. The damn snowplow came by twice. >> Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said >> They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're >> Lying. >> Called the only hardware store around to see about >> Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have >> Another shipment in March. I think they're lying Bob >> Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done >> And bill me. I think he's lying. >> >> >> December 22 >> >> Bob was right about a white Christmas because 1 3 more >> Inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, >> It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes >> To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I >> Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and >> Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to >> Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of >> The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the >> Asshole is lying. >> >> >> December 23 >> >> Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. >> The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house >> This morning. What is she, nuts?!! >> Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She >> Says she did but I think she's lying. >> 0A >> >> >> December 24 >> >> 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke >> The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I >> Ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow >> Plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and >> Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he >> Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish >> Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 >> Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just >> Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas >> Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too >> busy watching for the damn snowplow. >> >> >> December 25 >> >> Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn >> slop tonight - Snowed in >> The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate >> the snow! >> Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation >> and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife >> says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking >> idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one >> more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. >> >> >> December 26 >> >> Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It >> was all HER idea. >> She's really getting on my nerves. >> >> >> December 27 >> >> Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; >> plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he >> only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. >> >> 0A >> >> December 28 >> >> Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is >> driving me crazy!!! >> >> >> December 29 >> >> 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or >> it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever >> heard. How dumb does he think I am? >> < div> >> >> >> December 30 >> >> Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now >> he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the >> beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the >> broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to >> her mother. >> Nine more inches predicted. >> >> >> December 31 >> >> I set fire to what's left of the house. No more >> shoveling. >> >> >> January 8 >> >> Feel so good. I just love those little white pills >> they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? >
  3. Warda

    Winter!

    We have had 40 roofs collaspe in town now, and we are forcasted for rain in the morning. I bet the number of collaspes double.
  4. Warda

    Winter!

    Oh I hope you have four wheel drive, otherwise you might get stuck in all that. LOL Sorry I could not help myself.
  5. Warda

    Winter!

    Is it spring yet?
  6. Warda

    Winter!

    They said on the news last night that since last Jan. we havehad a total of 135.5 inches. Normally they only measure seasons but they decided to add the total for the year of 2008. Our normal snow fall a year is 48 inches. We even had snow in June this last year. This is just crazy!
  7. Happy New Years ! I am staying home and watching the fireworks from my living room window. What is everyone else doing?
  8. Warda

    Winter!

    My son is stationed at fort lewis and he told me about all that.I remeber one year when I was growning up there I think we got maybe six inches and power lines went down and schools where closed and well everything came to a stand still. LOL wipms . Here we have called out the air national gaurd tohelp with snow removal now. I still want to know what all this talk about global warming is all about.
  9. Warda

    Winter!

    I just heard. We now have a total of 61.5 inches here. Thats quite allot as last years total was 92 inches and we are not even out of December yet. Have I said I HATE SNOW! Warda
  10. Warda

    Winter!

    I am really getting tired of the snow. Once again I got stuck today and could not make it to work. Its not like I have a pos car. I have a nice buicke Le saber fairly new too. It has 4 brand new snow tires. Its jsut that this damb snow is so deep. We have about 40 inches now and its still snowing. The roof of my complex has started to cave in. Three apts. in the upper floor are now unlivable. I HATE THIS!!!! Sorry just Venting Thanks for listening Warda
  11. Warda

    Winter!

    No but we did go to the park and built a snow Darth Maul, or rather his two halves...lol
  12. Warda

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    Omg ! too cute. He was having a blast. Reminds me of Bugs Bunny. Warda
  13. Warda

    Winter!

    I thought you might like to see whats going on here.
  14. Warda

    Winter!

    Can you belive it my neighbors are digging the complex out with a rented snow blower. I think they diserve a medal. Normally I love a little snow but this is jsut plain stupid, we have 40 inches of it and expecting an ice storm tonight. Is it spring yet? Warda
  15. Warda

    Winter!

    I lived in Flordia once. It was nice except the cockroches and the huricans. I was there during Andrew.. Not fun! Warda
  16. Warda

    Winter!

    Hay I may be a girl, but I am a kick ass gammer.Just ask anyone in my gameing club. Of which my rank is a Four star General. Warda the sometimes whimpy but don't make me mad! lol
  17. Warda

    Winter!

    OMG!!!! Can you belive it. The city plowed my street and put the snow in my driveway.Someone got through and made an opening so I thought I could get through, after all I jsut spent almost $500 on snow tires. NO...... I got stuck and my road side service with my insurance said since it was the cities fault that they would no tow me. I only needed to be pulled back 10 feet maybe. I was so upset I started to cry (remeber guys I am a girl and sometimes we can't control that). Well this nice guy in a 4X4 pulled me out and even gave me money. I am so impressed. I do plan on doing somthing nice for someone else and passing on that money as soon as I can. my faith in people is now restored. Warda
  18. Happy Yule, and as an aquanitance of mine has been saying "Happy Heru-mas" . Warda
  19. Warda

    Winter!

    I made it out today... ( dose happy dance) but snow tires cost me $470 ouch! Warda
  20. Warda

    Winter!

    I got stuck again today. This time in the drive way. The neighbors pushed meback inot my spot and told me to stay, so I am walking to the nearest plowed road again so my boss can come and get me. So my big question is: What the hell are they talking about global warming for? It seems to me that is getting colder and snowier. Warda the cold and fed up
  21. Warda

    Winter!

    Well we are being it again with a tone of snow . I have to try to get to work in this and got stuck yesterday. Wish me luck. Warda
  22. Warda

    Winter!

    No thank you. I have all I need right now. Although I am willing to share, anytime.
  23. Warda

    Winter!

    We also have the blizzard warning,and expecting 9 more inches on top of our already 23. My ex thinks he is sending my daughter on the bus for x-mas, I told him not to even try as a bus went off a bridge in Seattle. Anyway she dosent want to come an I really don't want to deal with a moody 17 yr. old who dosent even want to be here... Oops sorry I vented. Now back to our regularly scheduled weather ......BTW what is all this talk of global warming, its seems colder than ever now.
  24. Warda

    Winter!

    Thats because she wants me to keep her company as the person jsut under me who lives only 6 blocks from the office won't even attempt to make it in. So I volunteered to meet her at the store. I am dependable , thats why I am the assistant manager..lol also pronounced.. sucker lol
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