Mpat120 Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Turd>officer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Ima Shark, Plaintiff, v. Hackworth, Defendant. _________________Comes now Ima Shark (hereinafter "Plaintiff"), by and through undersignedcounsel, and avers the following:1. This Court has jurisdiction, personal and otherwise, overHackworth (hereinafter "Defendant").2. Defendant did knowingly, willfully, and maliciously slander Plaintiff by publishing insulting scatalogical references.To wit: Lawyer>turd 3. Plaintiff, a duly licensed Turd and member in good standingof the Bowl Association, was thereby damaged, both personally and through loss of reputation.Accordingly, Plaintiff prays for general and special damages in thesum of $25,000,000, or in an amount the Court finds just.Respectfully submitted this 6th day April, 2003.-------/s/-------Huey Louis Deweyfor the firm:Dewey Cheatham & Howe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GsMcAmis Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 lolPlaintiff=James T. Kirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attackrat Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 James T. Kirk = womanizer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Ima Shark, Plaintiff, v. Hackworth, Defendant. ROFLMAO... Do you take checks? L0L. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 womanizer>cheerleaders Dr00l...(proffessional sports ones not high school ones you pervs!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpat120 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 chearleaders>PomPoms Yes, those things that they jiggle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEAF56 Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 chearleaders>PomPomsYes, those things that they jiggle PomPoms > Push Up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 chearleaders>PomPomsYes, those things that they jiggle PomPoms > Push Up ... Push Up > Virtual (drop and give me 50) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attackrat Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Virtual > reality (Steel Beasts 3!!!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hussar11 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Virtual > reality (Steel Beasts 3!!!) reality>check 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Virtual > reality (Steel Beasts 3!!!)reality>check ... check > The_List 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahrborg Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 ... check > The_List The_List>Left_Leg_Pocket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEAF56 Posted April 12, 2003 Author Share Posted April 12, 2003 ... check > The_List The_List>Left_Leg_Pocket Left Leg Pocket > Snuff Box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahrborg Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Left Leg Pocket > Snuff Box Snuff Box>Grov Snus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEAF56 Posted April 12, 2003 Author Share Posted April 12, 2003 Left Leg Pocket > Snuff Box Snuff Box>Grov Snus Grov snus > Baby Snuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahrborg Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Grov snus > Baby Snuff Baby snuff>Too (strong for u then) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Grov snus > Baby Snuff Baby snuff>Too (strong for u then) ... Too > Much (battledog fart) :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEAF56 Posted April 13, 2003 Author Share Posted April 13, 2003 Much > Eruption 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Much > Eruption ...Eruption > Catastraphic :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBlitz Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Catastrophic -> Running low on beer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nikatori Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Headache > Sex (cure) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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