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Ima Shark,

Plaintiff,

v.

Hackworth,

Defendant.

_________________

Comes now Ima Shark (hereinafter "Plaintiff"), by and through undersigned

counsel, and avers the following:

1. This Court has jurisdiction, personal and otherwise, over

Hackworth (hereinafter "Defendant").

2. Defendant did knowingly, willfully, and maliciously slander

Plaintiff by publishing insulting scatalogical references.

To wit:

Lawyer>turd

3. Plaintiff, a duly licensed Turd and member in good standing

of the Bowl Association, was thereby damaged, both personally

and through loss of reputation.

Accordingly, Plaintiff prays for general and special damages in the

sum of $25,000,000, or in an amount the Court finds just.

Respectfully submitted this 6th day April, 2003.

-------/s/-------

Huey Louis Dewey

for the firm:

Dewey Cheatham & Howe

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