Hackworth Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 line drawn in the sand > "This agression will not stand..."(Aside: Anyone see The Big Lebowski?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Anyone see The Big Lebowski > I haveShot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warda Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 "This agression will not stand> stand ...stand .. by me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEpi Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 stand ...stand .. by me...> resistance....is...futile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 resistance....is...futile > 'You will be assimilated'Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warda Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 'You will be assimilated' >I am Locutus of Borg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Hound Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Locutus > (loquendi) > a time to speak, and a time to keep silent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warda Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 a time to speak, and a time to keep silent>ssshhh...be very very quite...I'm hunting wabbit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Hound Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 hunting wabbit > Pathfinders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleRider Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Pathfinders > eight up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFViper19D Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 eight up > like a soup sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEpi Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 soup sandwich > watery bread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 watery bread > duck chowShot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Hound Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 duck chow >A duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?".Shopkeeper says no, the duck leaves.Next day, same duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?".Shopkeeper, annoyed, growls no. The duck leaves.Next day, the duck comes in again. "Do you have any duck food?"The shopkeeper snaps. "NO! I didn't have duck food yesterday, I don't have duck food today, I'm never going to have duck food, and if you ever ask me that again I'm gonna nail your stupid head to the wall!"The duck leaves.Next day, the duck comes in. "Do you have any hammers?"Shopkeeper, taken aback, blinks twice then says, "No.""Do you have any duck food?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester_UK Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 A duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?". Shopkeeper says no, the duck leaves. Next day, same duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?". Shopkeeper, annoyed, growls no. The duck leaves. Next day, the duck comes in again. "Do you have any duck food?" The shopkeeper snaps. "NO! I didn't have duck food yesterday, I don't have duck food today, I'm never going to have duck food, and if you ever ask me that again I'm gonna nail your stupid head to the wall!" The duck leaves. Next day, the duck comes in. "Do you have any hammers?" Shopkeeper, taken aback, blinks twice then says, "No." "Do you have any duck food?">eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 A duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?". Shopkeeper says no, the duck leaves. Next day, same duck walks into a convenience store, says "Do you have any duck food?". Shopkeeper, annoyed, growls no. The duck leaves. Next day, the duck comes in again. "Do you have any duck food?" The shopkeeper snaps. "NO! I didn't have duck food yesterday, I don't have duck food today, I'm never going to have duck food, and if you ever ask me that again I'm gonna nail your stupid head to the wall!" The duck leaves. Next day, the duck comes in. "Do you have any hammers?" Shopkeeper, taken aback, blinks twice then says, "No." "Do you have any duck food?" > My S-2 (this duck is...). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopKick Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 My S-2 (this duck is...) > AFLAC! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tankenator Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 AFLAC>cubans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 cubans > are also waiting for the duck food joke punch line, which better happen within the next 24 hours or ShotMagnet will be forced to write one. Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warda Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Next day, the duck comes in. "Do you have any hammers?" Shopkeeper, taken aback, blinks twice then says, "No." "Do you have any duck food?" HUH!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Next day, the duck comes in. "Do you have any hammers?" Shopkeeper, taken aback, blinks twice then says, "No." "Do you have any duck food?" HUH!!!!!...HUH!!!!! > once in awhile things get out of hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapman Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 once in awhile things get out of hand > one in the hand is worth two in the bush 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester_UK Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 one in the hand is worth two in the bush > One what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 One what? > one duckShot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 one in the hand is worth two in the bush > One what?...One what? > a sandwitch of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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