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War in Europe!
The Russians mobilised and invaded Poland and the Baltic states. The EU responded by mobilising their armed forces. Well, they would have mobilised them but first they needed to approve the weapons and ammunition that the armed forces would use. After an emergency meeting of all twenty-six states it was discovered that there was enough ammunition for the German Army to create a defensive line on the West Polish Border. However, this meant that there would be an unequal distribution of ammunition to other member states.
The French wanted ammo' distributed on a per-capita basis, while Luxembourg complained that this wouldn't be enough to give their troops more than one bullet each for their 800 part time female soldiers. The UK offered to assist with supply (because they didn't have an army anymore) but the EU decided to place import taxes on the weapons and only after they passed the EU's approval process (this might take a while). The French would only allow the imports if they could have access to British fishing grounds. Italy surrendered just in case it all went wrong. The Spanish formed an Armada to invade Gibraltar but realised they didn't need ships as they could drive there. The Greeks are sending vans to sell Kebabs to Russian soldiers.
A conference was arranged to decide who would command the combined EU army and which language would be used to communicate. English was rejected as subversive but Welsh was an option. There was some confusion about who the Baltic States were. Ursula Von Der Leyen said that the meetings were productive and she looked forward to discussions with the Russian Generals in the near future. 😎
(yes it's about about vaccines)
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8 hours ago, IrishHussar said:
Joke, please remove if found offensive!!

War in Europe!
The Russians mobilised and invaded Poland and the Baltic states. The EU responded by mobilising their armed forces. Well, they would have mobilised them but first they needed to approve the weapons and ammunition that the armed forces would use. After an emergency meeting of all twenty-six states it was discovered that there was enough ammunition for the German Army to create a defensive line on the West Polish Border. However, this meant that there would be an unequal distribution of ammunition to other member states.
The French wanted ammo' distributed on a per-capita basis, while Luxembourg complained that this wouldn't be enough to give their troops more than one bullet each for their 800 part time female soldiers. The UK offered to assist with supply (because they didn't have an army anymore) but the EU decided to place import taxes on the weapons and only after they passed the EU's approval process (this might take a while). The French would only allow the imports if they could have access to British fishing grounds. Italy surrendered just in case it all went wrong. The Spanish formed an Armada to invade Gibraltar but realised they didn't need ships as they could drive there. The Greeks are sending vans to sell Kebabs to Russian soldiers.
A conference was arranged to decide who would command the combined EU army and which language would be used to communicate. English was rejected as subversive but Welsh was an option. There was some confusion about who the Baltic States were. Ursula Von Der Leyen said that the meetings were productive and she looked forward to discussions with the Russian Generals in the near future. 😎
(yes it's about about vaccines)

LoL.

 

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