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Keiler
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I was given to understand that your porn-star name is derived from:

The name of your pet

The name of the street on which you live

Variations of that rule have you using the name of your first pet, and the name of the street where you grew up.

I've a wealth of option in either case:

Buzzer Pomona

Charybdis Lismore

Scylla Lismore

Beats Hell out of 'Gino Gold'

Shot

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...missionary.

As far as pets go, we had a house literally at the edge of a forest (out of the back door, and you were in it already), and a pretty big garden (large enough to later sell it to two families who each built their own home on each half, and still have a small patch of garden...), so I was more of the roaming style anyway. Animals abound, a nearby farm with chicken, cows, pigs, cats & dogs - well, I guess I have no reason to sue my parents. No.

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I was going to pile on Shot...

You've never hesitated before, don't start now.

...but I find that he is already well used.

You're just mad that you haven't developed the same level of notoriety as I. You're clearly overcompensating for something. Remember it's not how big your pen is, it's how well you write.

Shot

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