Keiler Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 http://pornoname.de/ enter your name in the box below and click the button below it edit: "männlich" = male, "weiblich" = female I am Harry Dong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Hound Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Apparently we're related. I'm "Jeff Dong".(Though actually, when my porn career takes off, I intend to use "Studd Beefpile".) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ssnake Posted February 2, 2005 Members Share Posted February 2, 2005 Andy Bondage reporting for duty... ahem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I was given to understand that your porn-star name is derived from:The name of your petThe name of the street on which you liveVariations of that rule have you using the name of your first pet, and the name of the street where you grew up.I've a wealth of option in either case:Buzzer PomonaCharybdis LismoreScylla LismoreBeats Hell out of 'Gino Gold'Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabot_ready Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 If thats the rules for getting your name , then mine would be "Happy Planz" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ssnake Posted February 2, 2005 Members Share Posted February 2, 2005 Hmmm... never had a pet. Guess I don't qualify for the job, then. Well, if that cat of my friend counts of which I took care during his last holidays, then "Antonio Nordfeld" might work. Hooray! Back in business! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ssnake Posted February 2, 2005 Members Share Posted February 2, 2005 I've a wealth of option in either case:Charybdis LismoreScylla LismoreHm. That suggests that you either suck or blow. I'm not sure you'd want that name... you might find yourself getting type-casted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Hound Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Indeed, it implies that you could engulf 150 greek men in a single swallow. :shock: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngel Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I knew of the same method that Shotmagnet knew.Mines:- Simba MillsBuzzer Pomona is good Shot but it could make you sound like a non biological porno star.Ssnake you never had a pet?. I'd be suing my parents for a deprived childhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewings Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I am "Massimo van Porn" . :shock: Cheers . :3starSK: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9erRed Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Greetings all,Just had to give this a try....... Dein Pornoname: Judd Hardlol ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tankrlm Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I am...Alexander von Stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 ...Dein Pornoname: Alessandro StrongDein Star:LS :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Buzzer Pomona is good Shot...Yeah, I'm partial to that one, but the other two are about as good....you either suck or blow.Judging by how well I do at this game, I suck. Sometimes I suck so bad at this game that I blow.Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buff Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Depends on what name I use. If I use William, I am Alberto Stech. If I use Bill, then I become Bryan Big. The difference escapes me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratseal Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I was going to pile on Shot, but I find that he is already well used. :mrgreen: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPper Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 behold, Alessandro von Vorne .... I'm getting scared of the meaning of the surname...from the front? what the.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ssnake Posted February 3, 2005 Members Share Posted February 3, 2005 ...missionary.As far as pets go, we had a house literally at the edge of a forest (out of the back door, and you were in it already), and a pretty big garden (large enough to later sell it to two families who each built their own home on each half, and still have a small patch of garden...), so I was more of the roaming style anyway. Animals abound, a nearby farm with chicken, cows, pigs, cats & dogs - well, I guess I have no reason to sue my parents. No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 :shock: Mickey PowersScheiße! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I was going to pile on Shot...You've never hesitated before, don't start now....but I find that he is already well used.You're just mad that you haven't developed the same level of notoriety as I. You're clearly overcompensating for something. Remember it's not how big your pen is, it's how well you write. Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan323 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Ok, Mine is Jean-Luc Hardcore Make it So 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShermansWar Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Allesandro Schwanz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiler Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Apparently we're related. I'm "Jeff Dong".(Though actually, when my porn career takes off, I intend to use "Studd Beefpile".)LOL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEAF56 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Olivier da Rock :shock: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Jim Van Der Fuck :shock:Shane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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