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I was given to understand that your porn-star name is derived from:

The name of your pet

The name of the street on which you live

Variations of that rule have you using the name of your first pet, and the name of the street where you grew up.

I've a wealth of option in either case:

Buzzer Pomona

Charybdis Lismore

Scylla Lismore

Beats Hell out of 'Gino Gold'

Shot

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Hmmm... never had a pet. Guess I don't qualify for the job, then. Well, if that cat of my friend counts of which I took care during his last holidays, then "Antonio Nordfeld" might work.

Hooray! Back in business!

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I've a wealth of option in either case:

Charybdis Lismore

Scylla Lismore

Hm. That suggests that you either suck or blow. I'm not sure you'd want that name... you might find yourself getting type-casted.

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I knew of the same method that Shotmagnet knew.

Mines:- Simba Mills

Buzzer Pomona is good Shot but it could make you sound like a non biological porno star.

Ssnake you never had a pet?. I'd be suing my parents for a deprived childhood.

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Buzzer Pomona is good Shot...

Yeah, I'm partial to that one, but the other two are about as good.

...you either suck or blow.

Judging by how well I do at this game, I suck. Sometimes I suck so bad at this game that I blow.

Shot

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Depends on what name I use. If I use William, I am Alberto Stech. If I use Bill, then I become Bryan Big. The difference escapes me.

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behold, Alessandro von Vorne .... I'm getting scared of the meaning of the surname...from the front? what the....

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...missionary.

As far as pets go, we had a house literally at the edge of a forest (out of the back door, and you were in it already), and a pretty big garden (large enough to later sell it to two families who each built their own home on each half, and still have a small patch of garden...), so I was more of the roaming style anyway. Animals abound, a nearby farm with chicken, cows, pigs, cats & dogs - well, I guess I have no reason to sue my parents. No.

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I was going to pile on Shot...

You've never hesitated before, don't start now.

...but I find that he is already well used.

You're just mad that you haven't developed the same level of notoriety as I. You're clearly overcompensating for something. Remember it's not how big your pen is, it's how well you write.

Shot

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Apparently we're related. I'm "Jeff Dong".

(Though actually, when my porn career takes off, I intend to use "Studd Beefpile".)

LOL!

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