Cpl_Punishment Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chuck Norris' accuracy has diminished some. He's getting a little long in the tooth. He must be closing in on 70 by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Volcano Posted July 27, 2009 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2009 chuck norris armour type is roundhouse kick, as he'll kick the sabots back at you with perfect accuracy.Chuck Norris also has 0 shot dispersion and has LRF and TIS built into his eyes. His eyelids are GPS shields with up to 35mm RHA (KE) ballistic protection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ...His eyelids are GPS shields with up to 35mm RHA (KE) ballistic protection.are you sure that's not 3,500mm RHA? i swear i read that in Janes or somewhere like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i read that in Janes or somewhere like that.Janes also indicates that the Norris MBT is more air transportable than the Gavin APC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuikovChambered Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 What about the Neo AFV? Neo has infinite RHAe thickness, as he stops all fire aimed at him, and turns it back on its user with infinite RHAe penetration power (in theory, at least, he can turn it back). He has X-ray vision as well as TIS and LRF built into his eyes, is highly mobile and adaptable to any form of transport, does not miss ever, can use a variety of armaments, and can airlift himself more effectively than any AFV that will ever be produced in human history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chewy,So the reason the Chuck Norris jokes work is that with Norris, WYSIWYG. He's a hard training tough guy who can't act. Since he can't act, his characters are all one-dimensional tough guys. Hyperbolic claims of his toughness are funny because it satirizes the lack of his characters' depth.On the other hand, Keanu Reeves is, how to put this politely .... well just click: here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogwa Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I knew it!Mog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I knew it!MogOf course you did, you always has the best intel on teh ghey community... wonder why? :debile2: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Janes also indicates that the Norris MBT is more air transportable than the Gavin APC.Your all forgetting one thing.Chuck Norris doesn't have a requirement for an MBT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacbat Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Uh-oh: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuikovChambered Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 On the other hand, Keanu Reeves is, how to put this politely .... well just click: here.Not surprising. I just try to create another concept for a joke about AFVs and actors (I understand the concept behind the Norris jokes, alright :biggrin:) by using Keanu's role as Neo to make an invincible AFV to one-up Norris, and all you can do is try to shoot it down with gossip (the linked site specifically states it's gossip). Fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Volcano Posted July 28, 2009 Moderators Share Posted July 28, 2009 Uh-oh:"Foggotry" LOL... a new word for my vocabulary! :biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Not surprising. Fail.You needn't admit defeat so easily. Give us a kick-ass Keanu banner. P.S. Good luck though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuikovChambered Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Give us a kick-ass Keanu banner. P.S. Good luck though.I would, but I don't have Photoshop, like I said in the beginning of this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GH_Lieste Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i would, but i don't have photoshop, like i said in the beginning of this thread.gimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I don't have Photoshop.Get paint.net, it's free.http://www.paint.net/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuikovChambered Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Thanks, I'll give it a look, and see how long before I make a banner showing Reeves shooting a APFSDS round from his hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryOwen Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Well, in the meantime, while surfing, I found an abandoned site for a combination Keanu Reeves fanclub and SB virtual unit. It goes without saying that it seems to have never gotten off the ground. This was their banner: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 So.This thread has gone from Straight Manly Banners involving Chuck Norris to Outrageously Gay Banners involving Keanu Reeves and pink SPGs.I'm sorry. But I have to ask:Is this normal behaviour for the average middle-aged American man? :confused::biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 ...Is this normal behaviour for the average middle-aged American man? :confused: :biggrin: they are not all Americans pulling this goofy shite but, yes, we do have a sense of humor :biggrin: for instance look at our president. roflmao Gary... at least Chui might shut up now....fat chance. roflmao.... Leiste called him a gimp....roflmao. going back to sleep. my wishes for this day are complete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 So.This thread has gone from Straight Manly Banners involving Chuck Norris to Outrageously Gay Banners involving Keanu Reeves and pink SPGs.I'm sorry. But I have to ask:Is this normal behaviour for the average middle-aged American man? :confused::biggrin:You've been here long enough to know the answer to that question..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I can't believe that I got sucked into this one. Except that I did, somehow. Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacbat Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Scha-wing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 alright Shotmag, you win my vote for THE BEST DAMN BANNER EVAR! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacbat Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 A little retro action: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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