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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk


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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open this site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

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