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Famous Last Words

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Oh, do not cry - be good children and we will all meet in heaven.

~~ Andrew Jackson, US President, d. 1845

Let us cross over the river and sit in the shade of the trees.

Killed in error by his own troops at the battle of Chancellorsville during the US Civil War.

~~ General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, d. 1863

Is it the Fourth?

~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.

From Luke 23:46

~~ Jesus Christ

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But ! Baby ! I was drunk and She started kissing me ! (me busted by my wife, too be!Not!! with her hot younger sister)LoL

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"Don't let it end like this! Tell them, I said something."

Pancho Villa

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

Edgar, NY upstate farmer, to the alien.

"Your proposal is acceptable."

The alien to Edgar, the NY upstate farmer.

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