Ghost Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 :shocked: :shocked: :debile2: http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-versus-british-nightclubs.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester_UK Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Just shows us Brits are more open minded than the Swedish.We allow our mingers to go out in public and the Swedish don't.We treat our mingers like normal people and take their photos. The Swedish don't.(.......That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it........!!)Seriously though....C'mon........ Taking photos of a nightclub in Newcastle?In case you didn't know Newcastle on a Friday night makes Baghdad look like a premier holiday resort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarball Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 There's some REALLY naughty girls in dem swede clubz! ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I've seen worse here in england, I just can't remember when, we're talking some seriously strong beer googles required for these beauties (the Newcastle ones, not the Swedes) No you all know why I stay in and play SB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopKick Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Don't they all get better looking near closing time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester_UK Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Don't they all get better looking near closing time?I can promise you from personal experience, if any of that lot (the Newcastle mingers.... Not the Swedish birds) start looking better near closing time, it means the ammount of alcohol you've consumed has reached the level of requiring hospital treatment!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisotto Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Haha... loved it! Sweden's... no, make that Stockholm's party scene is mad and good, really enjoyed it. But as usual, you need to know where to go and to get in, of course. Usually, flashing a business card helps alot Btw, anyone of you guys from outside the UK noticed? Girls (or let's say female UK specimens) go out in miniskirts and boots, no matter what weather it is. And no matter how "strong" their upper legs are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone*star49 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ... Ah yes, United Airlines, I need a one-way, first-class, ticket to Sweden.. LS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackworth Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 * BUMP * cuz they're hot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydii Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Amen to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasder Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 As a swede, I have to say that those images are totaly biased and does not represent a proper representation. All though I do kind of wish it was true...True, I don't live in fjollträsket (a.k.a Stockholm (Wuss-swamp)) but I doubt that this is the case on an avarage bar. And if you enter the right bars in the UK and right time, you'll find it equal to the "swedish one". To sum it up, our country is crawling with ugly bastards just like any other country.Norway on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 no they're not biased, they are a completely accurate representation of swedish women... :-Dc'mon dude this is a "fun-thread" no need to get all serious and shit, destroying everybody fun.Norge? de har ju bara en massa jävla fjordar, finns väl fan inga kvinnor där.Om du inte kan ta en forum tråd för vad den är hade du kunnat skippa att posta i den helt och hållet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasder Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 no they're not biased, they are a completely accurate representation of swedish women... :-Dc'mon dude this is a "fun-thread" no need to get all serious and shit, destroying everybody fun.Norge? de har ju bara en massa jävla fjordar, finns väl fan inga kvinnor där.Om du inte kan ta en forum tråd för vad den är hade du kunnat skippa att posta i den helt och hållet.The same goes to you. This is a fun-thread, so why did you take my message litteraly? Sure it holds truth in it. But truth is funny aswell.And do not underestimate norwegian females or their beautiful nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 The same goes to you. This is a fun-thread, so why did you take my message litteraly? Sure it holds truth in it. But truth is funny aswell.And do not underestimate norwegian females or their beautiful nature. because you were posting as though you would be dead serious, i cant read your "ironic intentions" just by looking at a text... hence the people of teh internetz invented something called emoticons aka smileys... Example You suck! (can in many cases be taken literaly) You suck! :biggrin: (big difference) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasder Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 because you were posting as though you would be dead serious, i cant read your "ironic intentions" just by looking at a text... hence the people of teh internetz invented something called emoticons aka smileys...Example You suck! (can in many cases be taken literaly) You suck! :biggrin: (big difference) I wasn't sarcastic though. I meant every word. The problem is that our type of humour is way too different on this point, easy as that. Captain obvious did his part in the first post. And everyone knows that Captain obvious is awesomeness in a can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andym Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Ahhhhh,the canny Gerodie Lasses,faces like blind cobblers thumbs and bodies like a bag of weld!You got to love 'em.Remember some old farts Law......For every reaction there is an equal and opposite rection,i do however take exception to them lasses being an "equal" reaction though.With any luck Mr Darwins Law of Natural selection will remove these mongs from the gene pool.:biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dejawolf Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 don't underestimate the desperation/stupidity of the male UK populace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 don't underestimate the desperation/stupidity of the male UK populace.Haha! :biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Ahhhhh,the canny Gerodie Lasses,faces like blind cobblers thumbs and bodies like a bag of weld!You got to love 'em.Remember some old farts Law......For every reaction there is an equal and opposite rection,i do however take exception to them lasses being an "equal" reaction though.With any luck Mr Darwins Law of Natural selection will remove these mongs from the gene pool.:biggrin:I recommend a Tactical Nuclear Strike on Newcastle. :nukem:No one in England will miss them, thats for damn sure. :biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I've visited nightclubs in Stockholm and (unfortunately) once in Newcastle too. It was a friend's stag do so it wasn't through choice. And Hedgehogs description "faces like blind cobblers thumbs and bodies like a bag of weld" - is spot on! The Swedish clubs on the other hand were the complete opposite. In one called Ambassadeurs, I have never seen so many gorgeous women in one place! The doormen were very picky who they let in, and rightly so in my opinion A great night was had by all! Quagmire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotMagnet Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 don't underestimate the desperation/stupidity of the male UK populace.Don't underestimate the stupidity of males in general.Shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I've visited nightclubs in Stockholm and (unfortunately) once in Newcastle too. It was a friend's stag do so it wasn't through choice. And Hedgehogs description "faces like blind cobblers thumbs and bodies like a bag of weld" - is spot on! The Swedish clubs on the other hand were the complete opposite. In one called Ambassadeurs, I have never seen so many gorgeous women in one place! The doormen were very picky who they let in, and rightly so in my opinion A great night was had by all! Quagmire I don't remember saying that....Think it was Andym. But I do agree with his statement wholeheartedly, and I feel that the addition of 'smacked in the face with a 6lb sledgehammer' would be well deserved, both metaphorically and sometimes literally. :biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Sorry, just re-read the thread and yes, it was Andym... However, the sledgehammer would have done wonders for their looks! :biggrin: Quagmire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Yup,hands up it was me.Some of them lasses obvously were at the front of the queue to be hit with the Ugly Stick!Seen better looking items that have caught fire and been put out with a No5 Coal Shovel!:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Birthday party in Newcastle???? :biggrin::biggrin: Quick, pass the shovel!! :biggrin: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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