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Check this out there are some very funny quotes.

Here are a few of my favourites.

• Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map. )my favourite

Tracers work both ways.

- US Army Ordnance

• Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

- Infantry Journal

• War is a competition of incompetence - the least incompetent usually win.

- Pakistani General Tiger, after losing Bangladesh

• We all have appointments with the past.

- W. G. Sebald

• We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

• We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us.

- George Orwell Military Quote

• What all the wise men promised has not happened and what all the dammed fools said would happen has come to pass.

- Lord Melbourne

• When in doubt empty the magazine.

• When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

- US Marine Corps

• When other Generals make mistakes their armies are beaten; when I get into a hole, my men pull me out of it.

- The Duke of Wellington, after Waterloo

• When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.

• Who cares if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?

• Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

- General MacArthur Military Quote

• You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.

- General George Patton

• You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.

- US Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt

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"We're Paratroopers, we're meant to be surrounded."

-Major Richard "Dick" Winters

"Stop giving me problems and start giving me solutions."

-Erwin Rommel.

"See, there's this Town down there..and in that Town are these guys called Germans...and these Germans got Tanks."

-SSgt. William 'Wild Bill' Guarnere

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"We're Paratroopers, we're meant to be surrounded."

-Major Richard "Dick" Winters

"Stop giving me problems and start giving me solutions."

-Erwin Rommel.

"See, there's this Town down there..and in that Town are these guys called Germans...and these Germans got Tanks."

-SSgt. William 'Wild Bill' Guarnere

Someone's been watching (or reading) Band of Brothers. And what a great series (and book) that is!

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A short poem by Alf Robertsson.

”Gud och soldaten vördar vi, när i tider av fruktan de står oss bi. Men när tiderna ändras och fyllda blir faten, då glömmer vi Gud och föraktar soldaten.”

Free translation:

"In God and the soldier we trust, in times of fear they stand by us. But when times are a changing and the plates are filled, we forget our God and despise the soldier."

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