The Off-Topic Topic Thread

[Homer]

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[Lt DeFault]

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Now I'm ashamed to say I'm in a band.

[Hedgehog]

The Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum

"Now when Matt first told me about this he was like, "what the f*&k would anyone need this gun for?" At first I was clueless. Aside from killing buffalo, I wasn't sure what do do with it. I did however give it some though and come up with the following five things you can use this gun for (in addition to killing criminal scumbags of course):

1. Killing African elephants that break into your home and try to steal your chips.

2. Putting it down your pants and compensating not only for your own penis but for every penis within a twenty-five mile radius.

3. Manually changing the channels on the TV from across the room if you lose the remote control.

4. Industrial-grade paperweight or doorstop.

5. Put AA-size batteries in the gigantic cylinders and always have batteries on-hand."

Well it has a 5 round cylinder so you could do all those at once. :biggrin:

Wouldn't recommend number 2 though

[Homer]

There's a name for it after all...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_acceptance_factor

[Guest Killjoy]

The Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum

XM109

"The XM109, originally known as the Objective Sniper Weapon (OSW) or "Payload Rifle" (according to Barrett), is a semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle, designed primarily for engagement of light armored vehicles and similar materiel targets. The design uses the lower receiver from an M82/M107, but with a new upper receiver chambered in 25 x 59mm."

(See Man Cannon)

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[Tacbat]

There's a name for it after all...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_acceptance_factor

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[dmagnusson]

Big gunz

[Lt DeFault]

There's a name for it after all...

So, will the next SB update include an increased WAF?

[Guest Killjoy]

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Pfft! JOEs...

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[Homer]

So, will the next SB update include an increased WAF?

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[Hedgehog]

XM109

"The XM109, originally known as the Objective Sniper Weapon (OSW) or "Payload Rifle" (according to Barrett), is a semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle, designed primarily for engagement of light armored vehicles and similar materiel targets. The design uses the lower receiver from an M82/M107, but with a new upper receiver chambered in 25 x 59mm."

(See Man Cannon)

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The Fu....?? :confused:

Erm, Why? :biggrin:

[Homer]

More brainfood

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[Guest Killjoy]

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"More Heehck!"

[Lt DeFault]

I thought this was pretty impressive. Can't remember how I stumbled on it, but I hope it wasn't around here.

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[Tacbat]

Those aren't the pole acrobatics that I want to see. :sonic:

[Guest Killjoy]

Those aren't the pole acrobatics that I want to see. :sonic:

I agree with the Tactical Bat.

[Homer]

It does do a trick with ping pong balls too.

[Tacbat]

LOL.

[desertsaint101]

Stupid question, excellent response!

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:!

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.

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If it true I want to buy this man a beer

[Gibsonm]

Well he ended up as Chief of the Defence Force (CDF) and a General (four star).

This interview was a while ago when he was a two star and we have had two CDFs since his tenure.

[Guest theGUNSLINGER]

Buy a shotgun rather than an AR

[jazjar]

this needed a place to go to... I will now proceed to dump it here. PIZZA TIME http://vimeo.com/34909441

[Homer]

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'murica :thumbup:

[Guest Killjoy]

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'murica :thumbup:

*facedesk*

[Invader ZIM]

Listen Killjoy, if you had a fear of zombie invasions like some of those guys do, you'd be all over that setup :biggrin:

This is the one I own, seriously, but without the fear of zombies: