Homer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 4XsYuHbXZUk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lt DeFault Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 :eek2:Now I'm ashamed to say I'm in a band. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedgehog Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 The Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum "Now when Matt first told me about this he was like, "what the f*&k would anyone need this gun for?" At first I was clueless. Aside from killing buffalo, I wasn't sure what do do with it. I did however give it some though and come up with the following five things you can use this gun for (in addition to killing criminal scumbags of course): 1. Killing African elephants that break into your home and try to steal your chips. 2. Putting it down your pants and compensating not only for your own penis but for every penis within a twenty-five mile radius. 3. Manually changing the channels on the TV from across the room if you lose the remote control. 4. Industrial-grade paperweight or doorstop. 5. Put AA-size batteries in the gigantic cylinders and always have batteries on-hand." Well it has a 5 round cylinder so you could do all those at once. :biggrin: Wouldn't recommend number 2 though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 There's a name for it after all...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_acceptance_factor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Killjoy Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 The Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum XM109 "The XM109, originally known as the Objective Sniper Weapon (OSW) or "Payload Rifle" (according to Barrett), is a semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle, designed primarily for engagement of light armored vehicles and similar materiel targets. The design uses the lower receiver from an M82/M107, but with a new upper receiver chambered in 25 x 59mm." (See Man Cannon) :eek2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tacbat Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 There's a name for it after all...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_acceptance_factorpele5vptVgc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmagnusson Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Big gunz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lt DeFault Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 There's a name for it after all...So, will the next SB update include an increased WAF? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Killjoy Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 pele5vptVgc Pfft! JOEs...0Xu-zbuE7kw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 So, will the next SB update include an increased WAF?rYbetvkPA6I Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedgehog Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 XM109 "The XM109, originally known as the Objective Sniper Weapon (OSW) or "Payload Rifle" (according to Barrett), is a semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle, designed primarily for engagement of light armored vehicles and similar materiel targets. The design uses the lower receiver from an M82/M107, but with a new upper receiver chambered in 25 x 59mm." (See Man Cannon) :eek2: The Fu....?? :confused: Erm, Why? :biggrin: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 More brainfoodLdnZ1l5TxJk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Killjoy Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 n-u6-jsPjYQ "More Heehck!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lt DeFault Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I thought this was pretty impressive. Can't remember how I stumbled on it, but I hope it wasn't around here.pp89tTDxXuI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tacbat Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Those aren't the pole acrobatics that I want to see. :sonic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Killjoy Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Those aren't the pole acrobatics that I want to see. :sonic:I agree with the Tactical Bat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 It does do a trick with ping pong balls too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tacbat Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertsaint101 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Stupid question, excellent response!For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER:So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?GENERAL COSGROVE:! We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?GENERAL COSGROVE:I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?GENERAL COSGROVE:I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL COSGROVE:Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.........................................................................................................If it true I want to buy this man a beer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gibsonm Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Well he ended up as Chief of the Defence Force (CDF) and a General (four star).This interview was a while ago when he was a two star and we have had two CDFs since his tenure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theGUNSLINGER Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Buy a shotgun rather than an AR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jazjar Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 this needed a place to go to... I will now proceed to dump it here. PIZZA TIME http://vimeo.com/34909441 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 GQpfQd1397E 'murica :thumbup: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Killjoy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 GQpfQd1397E 'murica :thumbup:*facedesk* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Invader ZIM Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Listen Killjoy, if you had a fear of zombie invasions like some of those guys do, you'd be all over that setup :biggrin: This is the one I own, seriously, but without the fear of zombies: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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