Homer Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 There are sooo many things wrong with this story...http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htmA 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingtiger Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Nope, ewerything seems to be just fine!(exept that they didnt fuck the whores..)he IS aiming to become a politician, so considering that he is off on a good start! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuikovChambered Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Unlike everyone else, I know what the kid should do with his life. Tell the kid to:Never play WoW again:Crash:Don't bother going to public school againGet homeschooled (It served Edison just fine)Never touch, talk about, or even breathe on a credit card againOnly play Halo 3 in multiplayer with all the other l33t-spewing dorks, spastics, and morons:c:Finally,Only go into politics if you go live in a log cabin and drink hard cider:drink: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankHunter Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Smarter than the average chavmong, but chavmongs nonetheless...Though I like the following :twisted: They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.I wonder how short these chavs were? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacbat Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I wanna party with these guys. :roll:They can have their XBox.WOOOOOOOooooo!!!!! :shocked: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS-SCUD Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Wow, he's gonna be kicking himself for that one in a couple years.Other than that, pretty squared the fuck away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 Though I like the following :twisted: They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.I wonder how short these chavs were?As if prostitutes had to abide by discrimination laws. That's one lawsuit I would like to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankHunter Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 As if prostitutes had to abide by discrimination laws. That's one lawsuit I would like to see.LOL, I was thinking the same.Anyway, about the profession that the sprog wants to get into, I think that there is an opening in NY for Gov or congressman. So he should move up here when he is done with the grounding, he might do well in either job considering. :mrgreen: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 This guy is well schooled in bullshit, Hes gonna fly in the world of politics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankHunter Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 He also knows how to waste other people's money without a thought. Brilliant this kid is! I can't wait for him to be my overlord in 30-40 years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarball Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 That's my boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacbat Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I'd still wait for the paternity test to come back... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Prostitutes and an Xbox in the same room... how can life possibly get any better then that!:-D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GH_Lieste Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Not having to pay for it ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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